in darkness and in light

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My girlfriend called me on the phone and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.”

I went over, nobody was home.

LOLZ

(Source: light-)

Via awkward.
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The perks of being an adult:…oh wait, there are none!

wellithinkimalright:

my mom’s on the phone with her sister

she’s talking about the gigantic bags of frozen vegetables she found at the store

“it comes with like 6 pouches and each pouch serves about 4 people so it’s perfect for everyday dinners but you could also use it for parties and it’ll just last forever”

oh how exciting it must be to be old

can’t fucking wait!

HAHAHA GOD I LOVE OUR PARENTS

Via Keep Running.
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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
  • Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
Via awkward.
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YUMMMM Via A Tumblr to Remember!

YUMMMM

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Via Read and relate..

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death cab <3 Via INSPIRED BY THIS FEELING

death cab <3


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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

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Via Keep Running.

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Rage comics, ‘when’ moments, memes, gifs- this blog has it all!

Hahahaha!


Via awkward.

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what happens when you wear merch at school
  • everyone: why do you want the horizon
  • everyone: who's bleeding on the dance floor?
  • everyone: who's alexandria? are you asking her out?
  • everyone: why would you pierce a veil
  • everyone: devil wears prada? I LOVE ANNE HATHWAY
  • everyone: who's chelsea? why is she grinning?
  • everyone: why are you panicking at the disco? it's just a disco
  • everyone: why would you sleep with sirens
  • everyone: why are you motionless in white? are you racist against black
  • everyone: of mice and men? is that a book wat
  • everyone: why is suicide silence
  • everyone: i thought brides had white veils
  • everyone: is falling in reverse like jumping?
  • everyone: why are you escaping the fate?
  • everyone: why is your romance chemical?
  • everyone: wtf is on your shirt
  • everyone: WHY DON'T YOU WEAR STUFF THAT MAKES SENSE
  • me: go die.
Via Keep Running.
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hahahhaha everytime i see this commercial i forget what theyre advertising, i get too distracted by her&#8230;smile? Via awkward. Zoom

hahahhaha everytime i see this commercial i forget what theyre advertising, i get too distracted by her…smile?

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